But you can squeeze cum from a stone.

@laylaholic: What will survive the apocalypse?

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

@moonshadowkati: They die from eating the diarrhea that ends up on their food from other people diarrhea-ing causing them to diarrhea themselves.

I live in North Carolina (USA) and I haven't seen a Nokia phone in use for well over 5 years.

@rebel101150: yes.

@kasrhp: Then FINE! Enjoy your Clip+ with your little "clip" and your "+"...

It's called getting into debt. Look it up; that's what loans do.

@kasrhp: Then buy a Clip+.

@ragingtsunami726: Then buy an older model off eBay. Problem solved.

@CHUCK1UP: Gossh. I wish I had great skills.

@kasrhp: Then buy a Shuffle. That's why there are different kinds. Geez, dude.

Lets all hold hands and sing...

I just crapped my pants.

@ThePr1nce: I thought Google's main work was on Chrome OS and Android was just a pet project. It guess it would be easier to keep sustaining and improving Android if they would just get an update launch right. Does anyone have 2.2 yet?

Wow. Three Android devices announced in one day.

Interesting. Now about those Kunai Knives.

Fantastic pictures from the scene:

@Stem_Sell: spin spin spin spin spin...spin...drizzly spin...spin...thwak...spin...thwak...spin...break.

I actually said "wow" when I saw this. Great idea, but it's the execution that really matters and Dell's past execution standards make me wonder...