bulk = volume * frequency. tossing a mattress is a high volume, extremely low frequency prospect. recyclable soda cans probably contribute 1,000x more to landfills than mattresses do.

Can I sacrifice a goat?

In Siberia, kerosene road burns you!

I’m blocking deadspin from my Google feed after this story. 

The article should be titled “I was taking breakfast room service and couldn’t think of a fucking thing to write about this week”

What I took away from this was that Emily was short one article for the month with only three days left to go.

Yeah, I kept reading and waiting for that little secret that could justify paying an insane amount for a bad breakfast. I’m not a great morning person but I can get up twenty minutes earlier to grab a granola bowl or breakfast burrito or something

“There was a time where I considered ordering room service anything as a luxury”

Exactly.  My corporate requirement for hotels is free breakfast and wifi.  But even if it wasn’t, my manager would question the expense.  Make adult decisions and do the right thing.  I’m not skipping meals, but if I am not eating eggs Benedict at home 50% of the year, I am not doing it on the road.  

Counterpoint: I’m not paying $20 for two eggs and a piece of toast when I’m on a per diem. I'll wake up on time like an adult and go get something healthy and cheap.

Yes, it’s always a good idea to play gastrointestinal roulette while on a business trip. Lighten up, Francis.

Democrats as well as Republicans “forget” inconvenient facts when under pressure. Is this a site for life hacks, or a propaganda mill? Instead of picking on one party or another, or indeed on any living human being, use examples from ancient history or classic literature. So far all your bad references are to…

For the softest tone, add in a link to a Kenny G song.

Also, make sure it’s all in CAPS so Josh knows you mean business.