Does anyone know what the appropriate cause ribbon color is for honoring the victims of this senseless massacre?

Rarely does a simple movie trailer make me feel embarrassed for everyone involved to the degree that this one did. It's basically that 80s movie D.A.R.Y.L. remade with the kid as an alien instead of robot.

Oh no! Fellow nerds are uniting! Save me! Also, learn what the definition of troll is.

Jesus, you're a nerd. God help you and the dank basement you call home.

And those are the parts that most fans are really fascinated with—not the sex and battles and dragons!

Adding a political narrative sure helped The Phantom Menace become the most fascinating chapter in the Star Wars saga.

Rolling Stone: 5 stars!

Rolling Stone: 5 stars!

An absolutely stunning performance.

The keepers at the Cincinnati Zoo are licking their chops just waiting for an excuse to shoot that adorable cheetah cub.

I never understood the appeal of this movie. I just found it annoying—one joke played over and over and over . . .

Motherfucker! I thought we were past this death shit from 2016. The Mary Tyler Moore Show was one of the greatest shows of all time. Also, her performance in Ordinary People is brilliant, and so against type for the kind of character she typically played. And it was a great film, and worthy enough to win Best…

"No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks."

rats fucking in an empty parking lot

Apparently, he was abandoned on a completely new Death Star.

No, wait, please, come back.

Spoiler Alert: M. Night Shyamalan is an overrated hack.

Well, it's done. Donald Trump is now officially the President of the United States of America. God help us all.

Me too!!!

Adam Sandler has never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever been funny. Never.