Please . . . please . . . pleeeeeeease, let's make 2017 the year that we as a collective whole just turn our backs and start ignoring this anthropomorphic lump of insufferability.

Can someone please abort the insufferability from her body? Although I'm not sure what would even be left at that point.

There is not one single thing that I've read, heard, or seen related to this film that makes me want to see it. The plot reads like it's sub-Sandler, the running time is absurd, and the fact that there are scenes involving wacky karaoke and full frontal nudity in order to get laughs sounds desperate. I'm sure it has…

Isn't he already the head of Parliament?

Yeah, I don't understand the hate of the CGI Tarkin or Leia. It didn't take me out of the film one bit. People just need something to be angry about.

Richard Brody is a hack of such massive proportions that it's an embarrassment to the institution of film criticism that he writes for the same publication that Pauline Kael once did. I wouldn't trust his opinion on the time of day.

Um, it was Gazzo's driver who tells Rocky to take Adrian to the zoo, not Paulie, okay?

The band has endured for over 25 years—I'm pretty sure they have some hardcore fans out there, myself included.

"Excuse me Secretary-General Ban Ki-Moon, we can get back to the crisis in Aleppo in a moment. But can we please address the Wonder Woman crisis first?"

Okay Morrissey, now it's your turn to do or say something completely douchey today.

I couldn't agree more. I enjoyed Stranger Things, but Winona Ryder's character was so one-note in just being neurotic and screechy—I didn't see any greatness there. I wish the kid with no front teeth would have been nominated instead.

Didn't Vincent Price think those ancient rocks were real people, or something like that?

Funny, that scene from Indignation was the moment that I finally walked out of that unwatchable, shitty film.

I might watch one Star War, but probably not all of them.

Fro-Yo Ma . . . I really wish that didn't make me laugh, but here we are.

Nope, it's still not a classic sketch or even that funny. Sorry.

"I'LL TAKE IT!!!!!" —James Woods

It was such a blatant copy of the original Star Wars! And they even had the nerve to include yet another Death Star (yes, yes, I know—it's much bigger than a regular Death Star). Not a terrible film (like the prequels), but very overrated.

India's answer to Brian Dennehy? That Otm Shank?

They must not be from upstate New York.