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Dru Markham
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I'm sure this was awesome, but I would have personally paid any amount of money to attend had it been the Riverbottom Nightmare Band instead.

The original is a damn near perfect movie. Leave it alone.

For Your Consideration was such an unfunny piece of shit, that I can only approach this with trepidation.

He's also against having a police force, EMTs, and firefighters.

Those venues in Texas will surely bend over backwards to comply with his edict that no venues he plays at will serve meat. Texas is really responsive to being told what to do, especially by militant vegans.

M. Night Shyamalan . . . he tries so hard. It's kind of cute.

And don't forget the Armageddon vs. Deep Impact battle of 1998.

I fought in the Cola Wars. And let me ask you all something . . . where was our parade? Where was our parade?!

The Batman-recruits-The-Flash-scene looks like a total ripoff of the scene from "Captain America: Civil War" where Tony Stark recruits Spider-Man.

The first GotG is still the best movie from the MCU so far.

I don't think there is a single syllable of dialogue in this episode that isn't quote-worthy.

The fact that he wasn't nominated for a Supporting Actor Emmy this year is embarrassing.

My big takeaway from this review: there was a National Review cruise? Wow.

Lena Dunham—always inventing new and interesting ways to be insufferable.

I just did a cursory search on this site for "CNN." There are 10 pages worth of A.V. Club stories just about that site. So, I'm pretty sure they do cover cable news if it's a worthy story.

Television is one of the core pop culture types that the A.V. Club covers. Roger Ailes was in charge of one of the largest television news organizations. That's why it was reported. It's not a conspiracy. Also, no one is forcing you to read anything on this site.

Has anything worthwhile ever come from having a social media account? I'm not justifying what these fucking pigs wrote on her Twitter, but I can't think of a single good thing that can come from having a Twitter, Facebook, or Snapchat account.

This site's all-out embrace of pro wrestling over the last year or so makes me sad.

Plain and simple—it didn't make me laugh. At all. Some of the special effects were impressive, but the film lacked anything close to a soul nor did it make a case for why it should exist other than to wink noddingly at the original or to promote Papa John's. I'll admit to not being the biggest fan of either McCarthy

Still one of my favorite Norm MacDonald bits from SNL.