And the devolution of John Cusack's once-proud career continues . . .

Someone call the goth kids from South Park.

The long-term possibilities for this technology are chilling, but for the near future at concerts, I'm 110% behind anything that keeps fuckheads from holding up cell phones and blocking my view.

Once a humorless, nonsensical, unwatchable, cinematic abortion, always a humorless, nonsensical, unwatchable, cinematic abortion.

My God, it's like an avalanche of insufferability! And I wish both of these clowns were buried underneath it.

Jesus, will the author of this piece please fix the Rhaegar/Robert mistake and put a note about it in bold at the top of the review so people can stop leaving angry comments about it already.

Packers fans are the worst, Patriots fans are a close second, followed by fans of the Eagles, Raiders, and Giants.

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. . . main personality traits are that . . . fat and crass . . . smokes cigars, drinks beer, and rarely changes . . . underwear

Also works for meeting James Woods.

Thanks for the info. I'll try checking again tomorrow. I don't really live near any of the venues, nor do I care about any of the concerts. I just want stuff that's free!

So the active vouchers list in my account page on Ticketmaster lists a bunch of free ticket and discounts on there, but I don't actually see any codes listed for any of them. Is there something else that I need to do to be able to use them? Am I too late?

My God—the words "Mumford & Sons" and "Afropop" together is just nauseating.

Cedric the Entertainer is desperately trying to figure out why he isn't in this.

The most overrated hip hop artist of all time. Not even close.

Ladies and gentlemen, uh, we've just lost the picture, but what we've seen speaks for itself. The Netto supermarket has apparently been taken over, 'conquered' if you will, by a master race of super cats. It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive Earthmen or merely enslave…

Nothing enrages me more than some asshole who insists on suggesting that Amadeus is historically inaccurate. Peter Schaffer was extremely aware that he was writing historical fiction—too bad so many classical music snobs don't get that.

Very well, begin the thawing of George Reeves.

Hey, Jolly Green Jizz-Face is moving up in the world!

I have never in my life been so exhausted by a movie so long before it's actually opened.

The metal bands all really sound distinct from each other.