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I laughed my ass off almost from start to finish while watching this. It is one of the most misguided films that I've ever seen, and it couldn't be more hilarious as a result.

May be?

These are always the laziest and weakest sketches. It actually wonder if it's harder to do impressions that are as bad as these than it would be to learn to do one well.

Fuck this fuckin' year.

No.

Adam Sandler has never been part of a single thing that can be considered tolerable. Never.

What is the over/under on how many more times he changes his mind? I'm putting my money on 7.

And Homeboys in Outer Space.

Gillian Anderson, no. Gillian Jacobs, yes.

Hey, who told you about agenda item #4 for tonight's planned MRA meeting?

If self-checkout is any indication, then I'll never actually get my pizza because of an "unidentified item in bagging area," necessitating at least one visit to my station from a live clerk.

I don't get it.

It was a scratch!!!

I. Want. That. Trapper Keeper.

It doesn't help.

The Cold War is long over, and between "Spy" and "Austin Powers," the piss has thoroughly been taken out of the James Bond canon. Either completely reinvent the character or just fucking stop already.

I completely agree. Being bawdy does not always guarantee laughs, and I haven't ever found her to be that funny.

Phew! It's about time this guy gets some work.

They work hard . . . they play hard.