So basically, in response to some fireworks launched by freedom fighters against an oppressive, illegitimate government that illegally stole their land, the Israeli government is excited to murder more Arabs. Huzzah!

I don't know what a post like this is doing on Jalopnik, and I really can't stand the back and fourth of this Palestinian v. Israeli conflict over decades, etc. but when you arrest and beat a Palestinian and deny him medical attention after said beating, and bring him up on bull shit charges, then realize oh wait he…

Except the fault lies with Israel for it's treatment of Palestinians, it continuing to build illegal settlements, for it's wholesale destruction of Palestian property and seizing land. For the Settler price tag attacks and destruction of property.

You are a horrible racist.

Just another bullshitter bullshitting bullshit. Fuck you Zionists.

"The first is Israeli missile defense systems, and the second is the Palestinian use of human shields."

9 Germans and a Range Rover.

Glad the "German reliability," schtick is coming to an end.

And that there is the problem, there are fewer people up there, which means fewer idiots. Also with the amount of snow they get, they have to plow a lot more regardless of how much salt or sand they put down. So with each plow they would need to put down more salt/sand. Also with that much snow, it would be too much…

Think that's impressive? Ha! Try doing that in an Alfa.

And speaking of Cabbage Patch dolls, our trip also included an unplanned stop to Babyland General Hospital, located in the rural north Georgia town of Cleveland (motto: "More guns than Cleveland, Ohio!"), where we witnessed — this is the truth — the birth of a cabbage patch doll, from a "magic forest" filled with…

While we're on the headlight subject, can we stop for a moment and ask how the FUCK are there still new cars being sold without dusk sensing headlights? ie: they turn on when it fucking gets dark. I swear to god every newer model Camry, Accord and Corolla I see driving around at dusk and immediately after are driving…

"And when you pass, the lights go back to their ready position, excited to do their job again, until the entire system breaks six months after the warranty expires.

August 7, 1968: IT IS RESOLVED THAT President Nixon is doing a superb job of managing this great nation. FURTHER, BE IT KNOWN that the Volkswagen Karmann-Ghia is the pinnacle of automotive design and shall forever be understood as the finest vehicle of the modern era. THUSLY, IT IS HEREBY ENACTED THAT ALL HEADLIGHTS…

yep it's on every regular color scheme state police car/truck.

Too bad chicago didnt keep these

Welcome to Michigan where those retro gumballs (now with led internals) grace every Crown Vic, Charger, Tahoe, and new Ford interceptor platforms owned by Michigan State Police. They also feature these gems from the days when the department still executed side stops.

Its quite awesome. See a car a mile away that looks like it has a bucket on top? Probably a cop.

Legit. Michigan never stopped rockin the rooftop gumball machine

Now, before we get into the pros and cons of the Charger, a little background on police cars. For years – decades, maybe; I wasn't alive – police cars were black and white, and they featured one revolving red light on the roof. These cars were slow, and unsafe, and low-tech, though they did have the advantage of…