I know right? I know I was better at writing when I was that age. What is wrong with our school system?

8 year old Jason at the end is the only one with anything resembling proper grammar.

Can definitely see this working on COD players.

insert alt+f4 troll attempt here.

Dear Japan,

Toyota 4Runner Party Mode button.

As pointed out by Matt Farah on his DeLorean, the Lambda light

The Audi FUNK button. Does this really need an explanation?

Completely baffling.

"Gentleman function" on BMW 7-Series. I like my seat heated, but "Gentleman function" kinda scares me.

Seriously people...

So you can turbo a C7 but you can't film in landscape?

My GIF to you all.

What's with the ''dairy queen parking lot'' phrase? I've definitely seen it mentioned more than once, but I have no idea why it's popular.. anyone care to enlighten me?

The new Mustang will undoubtedly corner and handle better in general, and it will open up European markets in ways it's never done before. Previously, a Mustang in Europe meant you were a attention-loving Americanopile. Now, the car may be taken as a serious competitor to sports coupés from almost anywhere in Europe.

That flag is backwards, ya commie.

May I never catch you trying to swap an IRS under my fox.

LONG LIVE MY STRAIGHT-AXLE.

I want this car, and I'm not going to be happy until Subaru releases it.
WHY SUBARU WHY?!?!

Since the Xbox1 is close to release and it doesn't have backwards compatibility one might say we're close to the perfect time to buy a 360 on the cheap.