I always wear thongs - they’re more comfortable on my body shape. Full butt coverage just means even more fabric gets wedged in my ass. Hanky Panky original rise for life!

Right? As if tighty whities are sexy? When a male partner starts choosing his underwear based on what I find sexy, I’ll consider doing the same for him. Until then it’s based on what’s clean and non-binding.

Me! I find them more comfortable than any other kind of underwear. And I hate visible lines under my clothes. But mostly I can’t stand the way full-seated underwear feels. I don’t like elastic on my cheeks and waist. I hate underwear that rides up. Thongs stay in place and don’t ride up. Once they’re on, I don’t even…

Every time I see the last part of your comment, I think:

I once had sex with my partner while he was rocking a no-pants-tshirt-only Winnie-the-Pooh look, so he may register NO complaints in this department.

I am because I hate panty lines with the fire of a thousand suns and no matter what style I’ve tried (granny, boy short, hipster) I end up with them. Since I wear a lot of slacks and skirts to work, thongs make the most sense for me. 

Yeah, I like the feeling of bare buttcheeks on a flowing skirt or dress in the summertime, but I am too juicy to go commando so thong it is!

Your partner can find them unsexy. That’s fine, as long as they still finds YOU sexy and doesn’t dictate what kind of undergarments you wear. I’m not a huge fan of my husband’s loose cotton boxer shorts (I’m a sleek boxer briefs fan myself, especially on his tall lean frame) but he’s not about that life. He’s still…

That’s cute that the “adults” want to sit around and talk about living a yellow submarine.  From what I have seen it’s only little kids that like the Beatles. 

I want a t-shirt to wear to airport bars that says: “Nope, I actually just arrived on a two-hour, in-state flight.” 

Jesus Christ. This sounds like something a friend of mine in high school would do. He died when I was 20 (and I think he was 22). You’re a lucky son-of-a-bitch to make it past your 20s. 

21 shots in a row in under five minutes

I took 21 shots in a row in under five minutes (woo, 21st birthday!)

There are no strong takes about Avatar.  How it managed to gross so much is an absolute mindfuck.  No one really cares one way or another, it’s just kinda there and just kinda made a bajillion dollars.

I can understand the pull for Good Thing is Actually Bad, but you can always just write those people off as know-nothings. But if someone tried to tell you “Actually, Trump is Good” or “Actually, the Holocaust was a good thing and here’s ten reasons why” - I can’t abide those people. There are just so many more…

The Rolling Stones don’t have ten good songs. They are hot garbage.

The thing that sets the airport bar apart from the hotel bar is that it’s the only place where you can drink at literally any time of day with absolutely no judgement (other than maybe Vegas). I can order three beers each with a shot on the side at 7 a.m. with my scrambled eggs and nobody bats an eye because they…

I prefer the “Avatar is actually Fern Gully” take.

I attended a taping before they went to the touch screen board (and every puzzle had to be manually reset). They did three shows back to back and it took four fucking hours. In between each episode there was a long ass break where Pat and Vanna would change and audience members would leave and they’d make us squeeze…

How about both the Beatles and the Stones sucked. Zeppelin was better than both of them.