Not a cow. A steer.
Drew
druc4
Every one of these questions was made up.
Is it you that are misspelling lightning, or Lana Del Rey?
Maybe they found out he’s a pedophile?
I am a Houstonian and I approve of this article. The Texans suck and need to be called out on their bs, like every other team. Thank you Drew, I think you struck the right balance of respect and gallows humor.
Doesn’t Fancy Kristen have someone to put her cars on boats for her?
The steering wheel locks to the right, park is engaged, and the radio blasts the Noriega playlist:
I think the confusion can be resolved: to lower the temperature, you turn the thermostat down, but you turn the air conditioning up.
Truck Nutz
I bought one of these on eBay about 10 years ago. I brought it to my mechanic and he said he wouldn’t take it if I gave it to him. $2,000 in repairs later, I sold it for $2,000.
Sucks to get shit at.
Good luck!
*you’re done*
Little-league baseball? They have world championships.
Let's raise the ante. Your Mom is a member of the secret society.
Well, the view is of the ocean and the sand, so really two thing, right?
The Toyota Camry of luxury vehicles is the Lexus ES (see what I did there?)
Crap.
Bartles and James? Get out with that johnny-come-lately stuff. We drank Boones Farm and Mad Dog 20/20 back in the day.