Then buy a boat and store it in your driveway.

That's called pump and dump. Not legal.

Why Tuesday over Wednesday? I personally would rank Saturday over Friday, but okay.

How about email hosting? Godaddy just increased their prices, I have my own domain, what's the best email host?

And we for sure don’t want roving bands of gang rapists and murderers in space!

It might be worth mentioning that former President G. H. W. Bush is also former Director of the Central Intelligence Agency and as such had many contacts within the CIA.

Is that a sock taped to your wall?

By "go after" you mean criminal and civil liability. You alone are responsible for any taxes you didn't pay, plus interest and penalties.

If I feel like taking the elevator, like I’m tired or whatever, and it’s not the socially-acceptable number of floors (for example, to the 3rd floor), I will get on the elevator. If there's no-one else on the elevator, I press 3. If there’s someone else on the elevator, I press 6 and walk down.

Drew, the link in your bio to your second novel is broken.

I had my “emergency fund” in a CD ladder, but because of the low interest rates, I moved most of the money into an index fund. I haven’t had to touch my emergency fund in the last 10 years, so I feel comfortable in doing that.

Ironically this is the only video player that works on my office network; they block the youtubes.

Is your hair purple or is it just the lighting in the picture?

But you have to consider the food, lodging, car, clothes expenses associated with your replacement.

I found the article entertaining.

I found the article entertaining.