Uh... yea, no. Trip insurance only matters if you can’t actually make it. It doesn’t give you refunds if you aren’t satisfied.

For some reason, I read that in my mind and heard it as “Better Faloney’s, Better Pizza”. Faloney, like baloney...

Just out of curiosity, how many refugees will be staying at your house? How many have you invited to come stay in your home?

Wow. How did this seriously get by an entire marketing department/QA?

Hahahahah I legit lost it at “swoosh, swish!”

It’s a freakin’ uniform! That means UNIFORM look! Get with the program or get out of it. Holy crap people are ridiculous these days

Just so everyone knows, nukes can’t just “go off”. They have to be primed in a specific manner for the uranium core to be available for firing into the target spike, which creates the nuclear explosion. Without the core being primed, you get nothing.

Well, this is pretty much why all of my longest video-game playing streaks happen to coincide with the one or two terrible break-ups in my life. Hmmpf

POEMS OR GET OUT. We demand said poem! :(

Well, yes, true, but you catch my point. Trying to use apples-apples comparison instead of apples-maybe oranges would work instead comparisons.

I agree. Cheap is buying the same break-down prone $100 air conditioner 4 times because it’s “cheaper”. Frugal is buying one $300 AC that lasts...

“ “Hey, that’s science!” the girl might say to the teacher, who is smiling inexplicably. That’s right, little baby: it’s the science of lies.”

F It. They should embrace this! Open the place as a tourist site, charge a few bucks, buy another house off the profit, live there and... ??? Profit

You pretty much hit the nail on the head... when employees want to read or look at anything that isn’t directly work related, it’s a waste of time. Usually this lasts about as long as it takes for a manager or suit to figure out that this also includes them as an employee, and then they get exceptions, because they’re…

I saw those red heels in the title pic and I was like mmm “Perfect! Now I know exactly what to wear when running from dinosaurs!!”

“...they need less stinky animals...” hahahaha

If we reasonably presume that people are not being ground up and put into hot dogs, but there is still human DNA present - doesn’t that go to show how incredibly easy it is to contaminate the dogs with other DNA? Couldn’t this be something as simple as a veggie dog touching a surface or being processed by a machine…

What the hell is wrong with companies on this crazy stupid branding bandwagon? I love Qdoba. There’s one right down the street from where I work and honestly I like them so much because they have very fresh ingredients and are a little bit cheaper than Chipotle. Now they’re going to put all this money into stupid…

At least in my experience, full stack usually refers to a "we don't know yet what we'll need you to do" position. They just know they need more help, but you could really be doing anything. This is great if you just want general experience, but anyone who wants general experience will also be under-qualified by the…

Aside from computer science and speed reading, these are all things your parents should teach you...