Here's another great recycled fire starter: Keep all of your dryer lint from when you clean the lint catcher, and put it inside the cardboard tubes from used toilet paper rolls. For extra oomph, set the tube vertically on a hard surface, and pour leftover bacon/cooking grease into the tube with the lint, then let it…

My dream job is to be retired, so, there's that.

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... and from this side only! The flight of a half man, half bird... Dinosaurs, nuzzling their young where a strip-mall should be. Cookies on dowels..."

The one thing that gets overlooked all the time when people talk about whether or not to buy a home is the most important factor - the fact that you are BUYING it. Meaning, when you pay it off, you get to keep living there essentially for FREE. Everyone looks at home prices and rates of return as investments, but…

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I feel similarly, but I also had cable all throughout college provided in the dorms. I even had a TV and everything hooked up to it, I just... never turned it on. For me, everything I wanted to watch was off-cable anyway.

It was mind boggling to me too... until I got married. Even if we only invited our families, we would be at almost 100 guests, and that didn't even count the bridesmaids & groomsmen who we really wanted to be there, plus their dates, etc. Our original estimates for the reception, even if we held it in her parent's…

You do realize you're writing on an online blog, right? That uses computers? and the internet? and takes a basic understanding to operate?

I hate to burst your bubble, but your attitude is what's holding you back from retirement, or saving more money in general. The fact that you look down on "getting clothes and stuff from Goodwill and Garage sales" further proves that. There's no need to live like a pauper miserably, but when there are perfectly…

My point is that regardless of who caused the accident, or who was at fault or being careful or not, it doesn't matter if you're dead. You might be able to stand your ground and say hey, the cars on the road have a legal obligation to respect my space and drive in a safe and cautious manner, but as I stated, it…

In other news: "AHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHH AHHHHH!!! OH MY GOD AHHHHHHHHHH"

F*CK YEA SPIRITUAL SUCCESSOR TO ALPHA CENTAURI

It'll last until the first lawsuit for hearing damage.

By recognizing that your emotions and feelings aren't going to effect the outcome of those events. You mention that you are angry when people are slow, or hypocritical and fake, but do they change their behavior or act differently because of your anger? Does you being upset fix the situation? Probably not. By…

As my wife likes to say: "It doesn't matter who was right if you're dead"

I'm really confused... How did they go from "one of my children has a case of food poisoning" to "holy shit our boat is sinking where's the coast guard!?"

I don't see you serving him

I know it seems foreign to us, and extremely rude to servers, but many people actually whistle because they perceive it as the polite way to get a server's attention. Now I'm not talking about fingers in your mouth, blast out everyone's eardrums whistling, I'm referring to regular old pursed lips whistling.

It really upsets me that I am forced to be "the too-soon braker" quite frequently. Around where I live, many of the intersections use red light cameras, and the yellow lights all seem unnaturally short. After my third red light ticket for going through the intersection when it would have been unsafe for me to come…

Seriously. Where do these stock photos even come from