Have you ever been to American wedding?

Hugs. If you ever come to Oakland, ping me.

I’ve believe they’re over medicated and that’s why. It’s a vaccine thing I think.  

On the other side, if fighting is completely eliminated, you see an increase in the kind of dirty play that fighting is (unofficially) used to curb, which means open season on the highest scoring players.

Getting rid of Don Cherry on HNiC would be a good start.

Ain’t no right thing. I had a cop (black woman at that) go off on me because I told her I was going to open my glove compartment to get my insurance an registration before I did it. A long lecture about how I was wasting her time and pretending to be scared, because I followed the procedure her own department says…

For real though. Did you see Trevor Noah’s behind the scenes on that very topic? I think he summed it up very well

Her neurological explanation of how trauma forms memories made me want to dramatically fist pump at work

No sex charges, but they did say he wanted to starve children to death and was in the pocket of corporations. But that was early on in the trump presidency, the mania and churning froth from the progressive blog-o-sphere is on a whole other level now.  You have to admit Amy Barett already had charges lined up against…

if there are any in his system, the poor little guys must be starving.

It needs to be stated because of things like this.

I work in higher ed and we have had an onslaught of angry conservative parents whose kids forward them university email announcements for student club events. The parents phone in yelling for things like “multicultural bake sale” and “christian-muslim student alliance” and “LGBTQ domestic violence training” and the…

Couldn’t find any pictures of Scarlett Johansson drinking a Corona. Story checks out.

Sure was nice to have a president with such large hands. 

So far, so good.

Oh shit, I didn’t know that was an actual plot point of that movie.

The statement by the Devon Horse Show might be the most Devon Horse Show thing ever said.

Nah. I think Fate has Vegas playing the Pens in the final. As a Pens fans (and Fleury fan), I’m not sure what I’d do with that.

As in the second Freedom’s Landing book, where the main character is totally opposed to having kids but then is taken aside by the other pregnant women and told that it’s really for the good of the colony and then she has kids and turns out that being a mother is totes amazing and she realizes how wrong she was.

Yeah, as I recall she said something along the lines of, if a guy ever has sex with another man he’s instantly gay forever after, or something like that. So any man who Impresses a green dragon will “become gay” even if he started out completely heterosexual.