Ugh. Should have read down two comments.

Her? Is she funny or something?

Hofstadter was a great historian. "The Paranoid Style in American Politics" will be forever relevant to current events.

The best part is that only by revealing his anti-Trump attitudes he becomes a "Hollywood elite." He wasn't one when he was a multi-platinum artist. I guess before he was just a regular old working stiff like the rest of us.

In the regular world people have friends and like people whose political views are atrocious. They also likely can't stand some people who would probably agree with them on everything. So it's always hard to tell if someone on the other side is really as awful in person just based on their beliefs. I have no way of…

Zip it up and Zip it out.

This, but much oranger:

Jean Ralphio died the old fashioned way: he got run over by a Lexus.

Because he has the largest penis anyone has ever seen.

They're working on something for that too

In addition to the physical issues, the cognitive decline would be awful. Imagine how awful it would be if we can get people to regularly be centenarians, but have made no progress on Alzheimer's or dementia and it still often onsets in the early seventies.

Or at least so things are stretched out a bit more. Like basically giving some physical
truth to the idea that 30 is the new 20, etc.

His actions are also at odds with his rhetoric. He claims he wants to focus EPA away from climate change and to deal with things like waste dumps and water ways, but he's advocating to eliminate funding for programs that do exactly that.

Hopefully he'll start brainstorming how to develop matter-antimatter energy while he's in there.

They praise Trump when he manages to speak with one and use complete sentences.

A terrible side effect of his election is that we're going to be stuck with his awful children being political for the next 40 years.

I think the Mika insult is worse. At least this is metaphorical.

Despite being an obvious liar and exaggerator, he's actually the most honest person in his administration when it comes to showing who he really is. He'll show it everday, but his team will insist he isn't actually a horrible person in the most tortured ways, which is much more grating to me personally.

Christianity has a long history of aligning itself with assholes to advance itself. Like Clovis or Constantine. He's just another in a long line of assholes who they find useful because the asshole finds them useful in turn.

Speaking of which, that voting fraud commission wants states to send voter data including the last four digits of social security numbers, to it over… unsecured email!