We are joining the local chapter of the Lion's club, and last night they held a fundraiser BBQ with a tri-tip tenderloin as the main dish. I normally do not eat beef, so I probably ate more beef last night than over the last couple of years combined. Also lots of great BBQ type sides: bbq beans, mac and cheese,…

But when Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't sexually assault the tourists.

That's your answer to everything.

That's an entirely different kind of thing.

You should have spent more time on mammarization of the material.

It can be two things.

Featuring Chance the Rapper.

The AV Club

Three words: "Starring Adam Sandler."

I'm not sure, because I can't remember what mushroom gravy tastes like, but if it generally goes well with things that would normally work with bbq sauce, then I would think so.

Finally a game in which a high score is really a high score.

I don't know, because I'm not on Avocado.

Nope. It's actually a fungi made with a similar process to fermenting yeast. So closer to a mushroom than to quinoa or corn. It can be baked in the oven, and is good with stuffing and cranberry sauce or with bbq sauce.

Kudrow sounds like a good fit for the role of a manicurist. She has a lot of polish, and that should help her to nail the role.

George Harrison's Gone Troppo is pretty awful from what I remember. (I've only listened to it once, and that was close to 30 years ago).

I just want you to know, good luck, we're all counting on you.

Oh, you know what you did.

I just want you to know, good luck, we're all counting on you.

Nope. I feel that would make the comment a lot less personal.

Have you considered using your phone as a wi-fi hotspot to get around IT? Use your own computer if necessary.