Nah, when your young you don’t really know what you want and are more prone to fantasy based on movies and tv shows. Once you hit 30s-40's you really know yourself and have experience with the real world.

Ugh. No wonder people have unrealistic expectations of love and togetherness. Other guys never even had a shot with you because you had an odd obsession solely because you refused to mature emotionally. On the other hand, he fucked his way through a few towns, then when he got bored knew he always had a backup plan…

Also, fans of those leagues accept that 75%+ of the teams are jobbers because soccer in those countries has a virtual monopoly and That’s The Way It’s Always Been.

The BDSM community has covered this extensively in books, articles, etc. that are far more comprehensive and elucidated than this article. If you really want to know the details of how this works in a safe and enthusiastically consensual way for people (as opposed to just displaying how triggered your are), Google is…

This is why you talk about it extensively beforehand, and include a “safe action” if one of you can’t talk. You also maybe don’t start off with the hardcore breathplay.

Consent is meaningless unless it can be withdrawn at any time.

You will need a screwdriver, a pair of tweezers, a magnifying glass (optional), some salt (~1tbsp), and a bag of chicken feed, preferably corn-based.

No, BS and others, Ted Leonsis did not use a permanent marker or actual Sharpie™ on the whiteboard. I just used “sharpie” lowercase because I couldn’t come up with another word for magic marker and figured that would make the point without repetition. I see now, because of input from BS and others, that “sharpie” is…

If you’re referring to my reaction to that oblivious cubicle-lady with the over-loud personal phone conversations, then yes. Hockey, not so much.

okay i have to read this, because selin sounds like me

There is no such thing as a small market team.

if it helps, I feel like a turd that I DO get the joke

Thank you. I was sitting here wondering if I was an asshole the entire time I was reading the post.

This is a definite reach.

“more than half of us”

I would say it’s more hurtful to women that these dysmorphic implants are paraded around as healthy or as some sort of beauty standard.

What the fuck are all these words?

While that is being done, I would also like to see a diminishing returns factor input for teams that are repeatedly in the bottom 5 to discourage “The Process” from ever happening again. Reduce their chances each consecutive year even if they are still the worst team in the NBA.

Your comparison is inapt: the non-acronym plural of run-batted-in is runs-batted-in, but the non-acronym plural of quarterback is quarterbacks, not quarters-back.

No. People can’t not do illegal drugs. And having an unpopular opinion doesn’t automatically make you some ultra-rational speaker of plain truths. Sometimes opinions are unpopular because their fucking stupid, and holding them just makes you a naive idiot.