Considering the Navy navigates vast oceans and rough seas, you’d think they’d be better at handling streams.

a common misunderstanding since there is also a Roanoke VA.

This is fucking devastating, and punches me in the gut as someone who grew up on a lake and saw my fair share of accidents. I hope that they have trained child psychologists who can gently and effectively question her son to get a few more details. Did she dive in the water head first? Could have hit her head and…

I live in the South, I’m screaming inside my fucking heart every day.

“Micaela Heck” is a weird name for a cat.

I dunno. It’s pretty convincing.

I hope every single person who attends that hatefest gets it. Every last one. 

That’s true, he really does despise 99% of the people that voted for him. But I like where you’re going with this - maybe Pence can give that whole injecting bleach thing a whirl this weekend as well?

...And dies.

“What it actually is is officers protesting that they’ve had enough and they don’t want to deal with it any longer.”

Wow that’s a ba-da-ba-ba-bad joke. 

Why would Jim Jordan want to wrestle Ron Pearlman anyway? Pearlman hasn't been a 17 year old boy for a long time...

His face shade is Kraft Dinner orange

That’s one thing I love, that people keep fucking using “just a few bad apples” to defend police and forgetting the whole “spoils the bunch” part.

The stuff people will say when they think they’re speaking privately can be terrible.

it’s also important to remember that harry potter was never good

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Oh, would you look at this:

And the other 10% are when a bill has already been fully secured and her vote is not needed. Gotta keep up those appearances!