Lebron can only ejaculate if he makes eye contact with himself

as someone who has been saying this for years. thank you chuck for this gem. feels so good to hear someone else say it. bless you pal-chick

He made me smile and depressed me simultaneously like only Kerr can do

when the uncle that molested all of you dies

they need to do what the warriors did, take a middling team to the next level with an elite coach, Kidds turn is over.

she has to learn emotion, he has to evoke it, any dialogue that infers some sexual aggression is misplaced IMO

don’t give me jerk off hand job.

I took exception to the “horny artsit” comment as an illustration student who frequently paints and draws the nude form, you disconnect from any sexual aspects of the study of human anatomy. studying the nude from is so important in order to build structure for stuff that isnt nude.

I cant imagine what he would have done if the truck was black or wearing a hoodie

“who will impressed”, dude has a fucking time machine?

watched this last night with a lady friend and we both decided to walk out and go catch a midnight showing of Donnie Darko instead. GARBAGE.

all I have to do is carry around drugs to get someone to touch my junk?

Leonard and Co refers to the rest of the bench that was “defending” him?

you can’t blame him for the tardiness, he was born that way

Been a Wall fan for a while and this game made me wanna buy his jersey, nothing cool on NBA website worth buying smh

burn psu to the ground

ZOINKS!

Sneaker enthusiast here: I would never buy a pair of UA shoes no matter what athlete was behind them or if they actually made an attracitve shoe. Nike and Adidas will always have my money. Everything UA makes looks so generic.

I know for a fact that Kevin asked for more money when he thought he was going to the Lakers before the Boston trade, he told Glen he owed him, Glen was so pissed he told Mchale, get rid of him.

You can add Detroit to that list. I had a huge gross roach problem in my first apt here.