I know right?

Ahem... yuengling? I think you meant IC.

Everyone who wears a full suit without a tie should be put in prison. You can’t have French cuffs, a pocket square, AND leave the collar open to show your chain. Go directly to jail.

Ever owned a 1985 BMW? The paint quality was SHITE.

How many pairs of white 608 Newbalances do you own?

NOBODY TELL NIKKI.

He could have a Michigan half shirt on...

That’s what I did there.

Seriously, take this guy instead. He can’t even WOO

This isn’t fucking Rocky IV. Jesus Christ. This school’s gonna have a major lawsuit on its hands.

Haven’t seen an Indian catch something that significant since those blankets were given out by the Army in the 1800's.

Thanks for reading the piece. I think this ends my career writing about anything that to do with MMA, though.

OMG I read this like five times before I got it. All the stars dude. All of them.

That comment just made me blush and put a big exaggerated grin on my face!

“Anonymous source suggests Kyrie Irving will join PSG”

That was Kuhl. But Vogt was the 3B coach thinking sending the pitcher?

Nationals Park.

Four women: He groped all of us, on the same day, with witnesses.

+1 Grand Teet-ons

Better than getting all choked up on the Spreway