MMA fans are desperate that their latest, greatest hope for legitimacy is about to get his ass kicked by an old boxer.

The fact that his contract demands for the fight included an RV* with very specific decor should be concerning.

The fact that his contract demands for the fight included an RV with very specific decor should be concerning.

What he lacks in style and technique he makes up for in a superior corner team, fashion sense, nicotine intake, and incomprehensible gibberish.

+1 Lou Diamond Phillips

Wait, if Bamba’s mom gets shot at the end of all this, I’m going to be very upset.

See, this kinda shit never would have happened in my family. We were raised right and always taught that if you never stand out or amount to shit, no one will expect you to help them out. Duh.

Don’t try and church it up, son.

It’s pronounced “deer-tay”

If you drive a car which requires premium, but you can’t afford premium, then you are driving a car you cannot afford to begin with.

For perspective’s sake, this is what he looks like next to a group of NFL players. He’s the one in the white polo shirt white guy.

More binoculars than NASCAR stands:

You’re not wrong Walter you’re just ... well actually you don’t sound like an asshole right now either. Carry on with fucking the NRA.

Pepperidge Farms remembers...

Returning just a month after surgery...that’s nut!

Only regret is that someone didn’t give that cheap-ass Salcedo a doing.

I used to have a buddy who wherever we would go he’d say, “This sucks, it’s boring, let’s go somewhere else.” In all my years knowing him, not once did he not find anything boring. I’d like to say he finally had a personal revelation that it was he who was the insufferably boring one, but sadly it wasn’t so, as he…

Hey, spoiler alert!

Agreed. This has nothing to do with terrorism.
1) The Saudis, and others, are upset because individuals in Qatar (and possibly, covertly, the government) has lent aid to the Muslim Brotherhood. The Muslim Brotherhood itself exists in a grey area — the main group has not been directly tied to terrorism itself but…