I am happy to announce that I will not be among those laid off by ESPN today.

That SUV is whiter than a dinner party at Mar A Lago!

LETS HEAH MORE FROM PETE IN WAREHAM

Fletch taught me it is all ball bearings these days

Pos truck that probably never runs = man of the people. Nice yacht = fucking rich sack of shit.

I love how this guy’s being set up as some asshole, when this is basically the same situation as the guy who had the deuce and a half the other week. Actually I think this guy’s violation is even less egregious and he doesn’t sound like an asshole in any of his statements. But he’s rich, must be an insufferable…

Tisn’t like that! Because Foxborough is in New England, and Glendale is in Arizona, but Landover is not in Washington. It’s located smack dab in the center of Hell’s parking lot.

If I had a full NBA uniform when I was 11 (and a hoop in my driveway), I’d sure as hell wear it to ball around in.

All snark aside, I think this is actually pretty cool. This is exactly how I would’ve used the White House lawn if I was 11 years old and my Dad was the president.

This is the kind of underestimating of an enemy that can bring us trouble.

That thing looks like Conan O’Briens ballsack.

I’m sorry but snakes are not cute. Puppies are cute. Kittens are cute. Rabbits are cute. Snakes? Nah.

We’ve seen this before. So this dude is retiring and the wife wants him to spend less time in the garage and more time with the grandkids and antiquing and ooh she just signed them up for ballroom dancing lessons too! Anyways, he lists his toys for sale on CL with an extra 0 added to the price so he can at least look…

You really have to have a Hawkeye to see the problem, though.

Thames sure can M*A*S*H the ball.

Pretty sure it was his WAR that landed Thames in Korea too.

Producer: Good God!

“Year: 2021. Years missed: 4. Reason: Korea.”- Diplomacy

You quite clearly don’t understand that much about West Virginia apart from the usual cliche of hillbillies and coal mines. I grew in Huntington (where Marshall is located) which is on the western side of the state close to the Ohio border. This is not coal mine country. In fact coal mine country is largely central…

“You could hire that guy from Maryland.” “Why a Terp?”