okay, the new site format (the rolling stories one after the other) has caused lots of confusion and has had people frequently replying to one story under another story’s comments.

Yeah. “Here, hold my bootleg home-brew.”

They tried to solve this problem....

I bet they’re not very Prado themselves.

Assuming Jay-Z represents the maximum, Galette still has 97 beach-free problems to go.

I wish there was a way to go to all these games at once. What a thrill ride that would be. It would be like actually working 9 hours a day instead of pretending and working 16 minutes out of the day

Sleepytime tea is bullshit. Narcotic sleep aids only.

the fuck does Tom Bergeron have to do with this?

This is a bad take.

Falling in line every time JUST MOVES THE FUCKING LINE.

Counter counterpoint: he has made all his legal remedies more valuable and effective by raising the stakes.

Let’s get this out of the way:. Anyone who makes a comment in the realm of “This is football. What a bunch of pussies” is an asshole.

I smell rivalry. Can’t wait until the next time these two teams meet.

You need to dial back your tough Internet guy bit about 15 notches right now.

i feel bad for the people in your life. wait, i’m mistaken - there are probably no people in your life.

Technically: 🖕🏿🖕🏿

Incredibly angry, thanks for asking!

These useless chucklefucks. Just look at this smarmy little dipshit.

You would also be in prison.

That’s ballsy. If I showed my bosses what I’ve secretly been working on in the basement, it probably wouldn’t go down as well.

This guy has yet to make it through 12 steps, let alone an entire staircase.