Whatever, her grandfather was the worst professor I ever had and then I heard he killed some guy.

Just so everyone knows, PFTCommenter doesn’t care about this at all.

“You can’t win an arms race,” Terryn said. “The only way to win an arms race is not to race at all.”

Not knowing the rules and being dumb is the thing to be in America these days, apparently.

Gonorrhea.

The NFL would be a lot different if the worst teams got sent to the arena league at the end of the season.

Oh that changes everything else. Put him in a rocket and launch him into the sun. Fuck Milwall

I would disagree about being relegated. I think it is possible. This team also just got knocked out of the FA Cup by League One Milwall.

Or Emirates Stadium. You can park there for a long time

‘Secessionist Party’....hilarious. Those fuckwits wouldn’t have a clue what to do with themselves without the government that tolerates their existence. But yeah, this is quite satisfying in its’ restrained, graceful execution.

R63 AMG....Pointless?

Yeah a guy tried to sell me a bunch of seats for next week’s game for only $100. I passed.

Just to be clear, Chris Cooley is a fucking asshole, full stop. If you think a known alcoholic might be drinking again, publicly speculating about to score scoop points it is a bullshit, hateful move.

They help the ratings of his radio station’s competitors, but they don’t help sell tickets. In DC lately, people literally cannot give away tickets to most games, most weeks.

He’s Presumed Innocent, but that plane was a Clear and Present Danger to the jet. What if it had been Air Force One?! If I were a Witness, I’d be Frantic. What Lies Beneath that little plane... I mean, he could’ve been a Widowmaker.

How come you wrote Obama’s middle name but not Trump’s? That’s really stumping me.

Thanks to this play, we now know the exact reaction Higgins has when Cici’s Pizza Buffet does not open promptly at 11am.

This. Give me a tournament where teams of roughly equal quality are assigned to players at random with a short period of time for set-up. I’d watch it religiously.
Even just watching the players decide on tactics and formations would be fascinating. All things equal, the edge would likely go to the player with a…

To really see how good they are at the game, they ought to be assigned a randomly drafted team 15 minutes before the game. They then have 15 minutes to fiddle around and figure out whom they have before playing.

Florida man gets around.