Breitbart didn’t need sources. He just made shit up. Then God killed him, proving that using sources is the better way to go.

Because Obama was not a Russian mole.

Hahaha. And with that comment you’ve single-handedly proven the widely held belief that Trump supporters are hysterical drama queens with below average intelligence.

Just where is “here” this is not coming from Gizmodo, but from Special Projects Desk

There’s no safe spaces anymore snowflake.

You changed my mind. Trump is not fucked up, is he?

I mean, I know what’s gonna happen tomorrow, but why you gotta be so mean about it?

Have you seen a typical 50-something suburban white dude’s Facebook feed?

I bought a car recently (2017 Mazda 3), and the part that took forever was not the paperwork, but the vehicle prep. Documentation was just a matter of old registeration, old insurance, and driver’s license. Sign about three pieces of paper, and give them a check (I paid cash). In fact, the sales rep was able to make…

And boy are their arms tired...

Perpendicular, not parallel.

To be fair, a black guy playing golf is pretty uppity, is the kind of thing racist people think.

No. He’s rolling his wrists on the follow-through. The clubface is perpendicular to the ground.

Well, now, hold on. Did he go to school in the south? They teach you it’s okay to touch cousins like that.

Sun Ra(pe)

I was thinking C-3PO had really let himself go.

Phew, I was worried that he wasn’t going to land on his feet. It’s a relief that America is great again, as evidenced by a white man unfairly run out of office for merely ignoring and covering up systemic rape falling upwards. #MAGA

Possibly Mad Dog?

fuck no

Does anybody in the Trump admin not have “resigned in disgrace” on their resume?