The Folding Table Emporium and Zubaz Outlet.

“and he’s only a sophomore so I don’t care”

When I first saw the grainy still shot and the hair, I thought this was going to be a classic Cheryl Miller article.

Big deal. His kind of game might be conducive to winning a Final Four or the occasional Olympics, but he’ll retire without a ring (unlike his brother LaLebron).

Seeing as my trash talk doesn’t explicitly refer to my opponents by name but rather creates a obvious allegory about present circumstance with which they should identity, I’m more of a subwoofer.

He really is astonishingly close to Farmer Fran.

in one email he wrote, “Unless it’s a knighthood fuck off”

Remember a disaster called “Cash for Clunkers”? That’s where they are. Dead. Garbage. Recycled.

Fun fact: the people who will be pissed off by this skit also think the girl Ghostbusters ruined their childhood. 

The most egregious part is the terrible pass that the starting qb of an NFL team throws AFTER the shove.

He was fired up because he was losing and running out of time.

I’m sick of these entitled thugs. Where is the leadership in their community? Where are the fathers to teach them humility and grace?

Her opponent later admitted that it was the longest he ever lasted with a girl.

I took a similar oath:

Why? Is the American flag not good enough for them anymore?

Not to mention that OSHA probably has very little authority in London, England.

OSHA is not going to be pleased about the lack of railings...

His name is Jason Pierre Paw.

(as a Villa fan, UA’s kits this season are the best we’ve had in years)

He really good at making white apparel disappear.