Yeah, but can he pass Through The Fire And Flames on expert? Didn’t think so.

“progressive snatch pulls”

RFM: And how about pooping—where does all the poop go?

“Is space good?”

He’s already got the ending to the book written in his mind:

white visor felipe baby is my all time favorite.

I just feel sad hearing this.

Interesting new tact for NFL players: Suspend yourself before Goodell can

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

Why doesn’t the NBA mind the player-for-a-day thing when it comes to Derrick Rose?

Reminds me of when they traded for Brandon McCarthy.

[...] and ESPN notes that she will have an “expanded on-site presence at events such as the Masters, World Series, Super Bowl, the College Football Playoff, and College Football National Championship.” 

Roland Capers sounds like the name of a college point guard...

By the way, C is the only letter in YMCA that is not symmetrical, which makes it the trickiest letter of the bunch. Makes you think.

That’s good fax knowledge right there!

ONCE AGAIN, ZEKE ELLIOTT BLOWING THE TOP OFF THE COVER TWO.

I don’t have any information about how he handles walking away from implosions.

so you’re saying he’s leaving the Mets organization?

This guy definitely walks away from explosions without looking back.

He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster.