Yessss. I knew it was that guy based just on the screenshot. I love those so much.

This was great.

You're being an asshole. Delete your post.

...So, humorless? Or just stupid?

No, it's born of straight women's privilege — as our "allies" — to treat us like puppies and clowns.

You are on a roll this morning.

Fantastic.

Yeah, why should anyone be judged for their behavior?

The movie: Wicked Witch is a fascist dictator. Wicked: Oz is a fascist dictator. The Nome King: Fascist dictator in the majority of Baum's books.

This was great. Thank you.

Why don't you go back to 2003, when people started doing this regularly, and ask them? It's kind of been going on for awhile now.

Probably a little OTT, you're right about that. But in terms of self-satire, I think it would be hard to beat the original "Shh, white people are talking" response. Don't you?

That passing privilege gives her a unique perspective on the rigid binary talked about in the article? That "intersectionality" continues to be mostly used by white people to describe other people's minority status for them? That expressing self-centered outrage about this topic in any direction is itself a huge…

Yeah, I put that in but then took it out because it seemed like that was part of what was confusing.

You might be thinking of an unrelated character from another (obsolete) continuity, Kathy Kane, who used the same codename from 1956-79?

Well, that's kind of what he's saying: "We don't know what to do with wives besides kill them, so why not just shortcut past the whole thing?" I don't think his editorial allergy to creativity is really the fault of the Jezebel commentariat in this case.

If I'm reading your incomprehensible question correctly, Kate Kane has been a lesbian since the character was introduced in the summer of 2006. Also, that's not how gay people work.

Okay, so that's now four common words you don't understand and have created personal definitions for — actually five, including your counterintuitive use of "civil" above to describe "being a total dick" — and still somehow you feel justified in acting like a butthurt troll about it. Are there any words you can think…

...Lol. There's my irony requirement for the day.

"Ingratiating"? Is that another word nobody really knows the definition of?