The impression that I got about Malmberg was that he is not the kind of Christian that would appreciate the game, or this article. Anybody who reacts with that much fear and superstition to mere religious imagery — refusing to investigate further — is not a thinker, and in my opinion not much of a Christian either.

Actually, no. Not in this case. It's about key moments at the beginning and end of the game. You do not want to read it.

This was incredible, than you.

Did you... Have a copy of the game where that was possible? How rad.

Ha! Thanks for the tip.

Although — off that point, and that paragraph above — I do admit to being momentarily taken aback when the tide turns in favor of the revolution, before I remembered how that's a huge part of every Bioshock game and I shouldn't have been so surprised and disgusted to suddenly be hating the "good guys."

The floor-swabbing guy was the most powerful moment, for me, in the whole thing. You knew the second he switched (to perform for you, Booker) that there was no way in the game mechanic to let him know you were one of the good ones, which immediately comes back on you (meaning me, a white player playing a white…

I feel kind of dumb saying this, but Dragonborn took me forever to get through because it takes place in such a gross area.

...Uh yeah, exactly. So where do you get off telling people what they can and can't enjoy, and how? It's the same thing with GOT. To book fans, it's one property. To show fans, the books are just spoilers we're avoiding, just like with any other TV show — which includes, as usual, being berated by misguided book…

Man, that sucks that that happened to you! Good thing you're here to help everybody else out.

No, nobody cares about the fact that the books and information about the books are readily available — except dorks trying to police the conversation and show off how brilliant they are for knowing something nobody cares about.

Wrong crowd. And +1.

Go to hell. They're enjoying a television show, not establishing themselves as experts in the fucking field. It's a conversation that the entire country is having, regardless of whether or not obnoxious fanboys like you approve.

Then shut the fuck up. Nobody likes the Spoiler Police. You're not helping in the way that you think you're helping.

Again: Is that what happened to you? Is that what got you so upset?

So the game has been ruined for you. That's what you're saying: By this article's lack of a "clear and present" spoiler warning, the game has been spoiled, personally, for you. In the very outside possibility that's true, I apologize.

I want to be generous and say that was added after.

So the game was ruined for you, then, without the spoiler warning?

Was the game spoiled for you by something in the article you decided to read all the way through? No? Then shut the fuck up. Hypothetical people can take care of themselves.

I did the same thing.