If I was more than driving distance from home, I would not be going home for a turkey dinner at Thanksgiving, and would only do Xmas every other year (I love my parents, but the rest of my family is not worth 2 round trip plane tickets).

Other hint for you Americans, start celebrating Thanksgiving when us neighbours up…

“We forgot that we can sell much of our pre-owned stock of games between now and the holiday shopping season. So we’ll resume the program once we have more money and fewer used games to rent.”

Two seconds of googling tells me Argentina has the highest tax rate, we weren’t even on the list of top 25.

I don’t think he lied. He has the tapes, they just don’t say what he wants them to say.

What a beautiful fucking world we live in where She-Hulk has the potential to become a blockbuster film.

Dear HRC: I keep thinking about that scene in The Abyss. You know the one where Ed Harris brings Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio back to life and, between bouts of CPR, he yells, “Goddammit, you bitch! You never backed away from anything in your life! Now fight!”? And she comes roaring back to life?

As someone living in Utah, we are actively trying to change that. He, along with other elected reps, are some of the worst obstructionists at the federal and state level. It’s an uphill battle, but we’re trying.

Coming from Gawker, you should know that burners don’t take chill pills.

Its scary that Florida is always a deciding state, and the Republican’s have essentially nominated Florida Man as a candidate.

If you vote 3rd party, you are hereby banned from ever complaining about how “ineffective” anyone else’s protest is.
You can’t complain about BLM or Kaepernick, or the next Occupy movement however it pops up, or really any kind of political demonstration you might disagree with*...Because your protest vote is even less…

Re: Florida

Dogs are social creatures, whose very existence is dependent upon humans, so any pain or loss they feel is relatable; cats, by contrast, are murderous sociopaths who do not deserve an ounce of our empathy.

“Why Do Cats Die Funny and Dog Dies Sad in Movies?”

What really gets me is that Trump’s supporters criticize Hilary because her husband was unfaithful while simultaneously supporting a man who everyone knows cheated on his first wife.

Hmm.

Welcome back kids! I hope you had a great summer. How was camp? Did you get your braces off? Did you do the required pre-reading? No, well it’s time to do the reading. Alright, let’s get back into the swing of things.

I don't watch it live myself, for the same reason. S.H.I.E.L.D. gets my priority viewing. But I always make sure to watch it "On Demand" the next day.

We'll make our OWN SHIELD, except with blackjack and hookers!