I had to come way too far down for someone that remembered this

This has been going on for years

This chick is on step 31 and only has tractors

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Congrats. You’re that “Congrats, you’re ‘that guy’ on this thread” on this thread 

So in your view, people are either woke or far-right? Either liberals or Nazis, no in between?  Sounds like you’re really ignorant.

Those jerks tried to circle him looking all hard, but his vigorous pumping and spraying all over the place got them off as fast as possible.

I disagree. I think you end up as a terrible person like this when you have never been told “no” in your life. This is an incredibly spoiled, entitled woman who was probably a “mean girl” of the highest order growing up.

Keep driving, boyfriend.

“Sorry I got caught trying to protect my daughter from a physically abusive partner?” The fuck are you on about?

WHY WAS THAT TRUCK ON THE RACETRACK!?

Living proof that hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

Lol the main thing is don’t check “Yes” to items like “Do you suffer / Have you suffered from mental illness?” on your background check form.

Just use lighter water, duh.

Fancy Kristen at an airport? Ha!

You’re less likely to get charged twice for the same car at a Kia dealership?

Imagine this for a moment: It’s summertime, and you’re pulling up to a stoplight. As you come to a stop, there’s an absolute certified dime next to you. She’s driving something boring... maybe a mini-lux crossover like an Audi Q3.

Put Jeep badges on them and David Tracy will come take them away for you.

I used to drive by this one all the time. Got to be pretty high on the list.