You’re equating Native Americans to animals. You’re part of the problem. 

I’m glad to hear lung cancer has won its battle with Rush Limbaugh.

Ah you think solar is your ally? You merely adopted the sunlight. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t see darkness until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but inefficient!

What’s keeping me from shitting all over this dealership?

Depends.

Is that EUGENE LEVY?!

He should have called...

So they hit 331mph Canadian?

This is particularly baffling to me because it’s a stock car. Does anybody NOT race with at least one cage-mounted GoPro these days?  This is like stupidity for it’s own sake.

If they don’t get Fireball as a sponsor it’ll be a missed opportunity...

I cannot unsee these jeans. My eyes!

Dude, where you been? Grill height = penis size

Yeah but that isn’t how it works.   I know that is what the idiots thought might happen but its like they are just making shit up now. 

We still talking about cars?

Sir Wins-A-Lot.

I read that in Elwood’s “I traded it....for a microphone” voice and thought “I can see that”

It’s so worth it.  Seriously worth it.  As soon as the plague is over.  Come over and do it.  It’s *that* good.

Got a COVID-19 vaccine from work.

It looks like what people do when they steal bikes.

It would of course be Ploughy McPlough in Scotland...