Bad digital tire gauge, obviously.

Clearly his tires were overinflated by 0.5 PSI.  

Ya’ll still think this motherfucker actually had it? 

Surgeon General 2021.

I KNOW WHAT THIS IS!

d’oh!  That’s a problem right there.

If I ever win the lottery I'm going to Barrett-Jackson, buying the most expensive car presented and setting it on fire right there.

Oh sure, the Jeep kit costs $49 but the frowny-grill kit, lift kit, mud tires/wheels, LED light bar, “Jeepin’ “ spare-tire cover and Punisher stickers push it to$135 and then I still have to buy the Lego Mall Parking Lot kit to pose it in.  This fucker is a major investment at that point.

Ask your doctor if Eltxoa is right for you. (Do not take Eltxoa if you are currently using Limax)

Pilot training was a HUGE part of that.  i.e. they weren’t trained on the MCAS or even told about it more than in passing.

This.

“Bring A Trailer”, because “Launder Money” would have been obvious.

Maybe they had family that was killed at Cars and Coffee? 

This CAN happen. The other day I squeezed the ketchup too hard and it blurped the entire marching anthem of the North Vietnamese Army. My grandpa started screaming and emptied a can of pepper spray into the dog’s face and my mom got so upset she threw up in the shape of a Totenkopf. It’s so crazy how fluids just…

Douglas Quaid, that’s who...

This Mustang has plenty of power to get you onto the sidewalk, chasing pedestrians, but it's also the perfect color to give everyone fair warning.  With no top, it also ensures you have some skin in the game.  NP

Ask Peter Thiel.

If it’s the fucking Changli I will burn this website to the ground

This is a ‘I can’t get this heap of shite to work properly’ sale isn’t it.

“And you may ask yourself, well, how did I get here?”