I kinda feel bad for insulting a Transformer movie.

What Transformers movie was that from?

Oh god, this is what people were saying would happen.

Yeah, this has absolutely nothing to do with the fires, and everything to do with the ridiculously high cost of living in places like San Francisco and LA. 

Ingenuity from an assembly line worker is actually a very bad thing.

If they’d stop measuring the cars speed, there wouldn’t be as many speeding tickets.

Yeah but with full EV mode it’s perfect for sneaking up on drive-through coffee stand baristas.

I never want this to go away.

That’s what you get for using a digital tire pressure gauge.

Yeah you know me

Took me years to realize they were not talking about the Ontario Provincial Police.

He needs to fly under 10 more bridges if he wants to beat today’s GTA challenge. 

Are you saying that WE DON’T KNOW WHAT WE HAVE? 

He needs to take it to be inspected at the closest place Germany has to an Arkansas.

Looks like your fuel system is set up for an external combustion engine.

Flat spin can still be deadly. Just ask Meg Ryan.

Not having your Corvette forever branded with the unspeakable term “2020" is a $2500 option.  NP.