^^^^^^^This plus +eleventy billion.

Why are they interviewing Jason Lee?

#7 This solves that problem:

We named the *dog* Indiana.

I love when that lady "Panda" says she's lived in Knightsbridge for "20 years", meanwhile the one Arab guy's family has had their mansion there for over 27 years (and probably a lot longer).

Seattle would be in the same position as Chicago (fighting for a playoff spot at 9-6) if it wasn't for this clusterfuck of a blown call:

I think the order in which you saw the movie had a tremendous effect on how you felt about each subsequent version.

And most states have militias as well:

Reading comprehension fail, that's your problem.

One squad will be sufficient. The Emperor has dictated your squad's weaponry.

Gila Bend Airport

Ban alcohol! Indict the car companies! Sue the curb manufacturer! They have no other function than to kill people!

"I had put it on airplane mode, but if I remember correctly, there was no way to shut off the phone without pulling the battery."

Bakken geologic formation

I'll stick with my mechanically LSD equipped '09 Mazdaspeed3 thank you very much.

In several of the pictures the driver is consulting their phone while driving.

Put the phone down and fucking drive people!

A veritable tsunami of recalls?

"and a small armory's worth of firearms"

Meow