I have the weirdest boner right now

Scissor mafia fo' life!

Oh no, seriously? Oh, that's an extra to these people. It's like leather bucket seats, it's double the price.

On the deck of an aircraft carrier.

Has anyone mentioned yet that it's a 430 and not a 360?

512 MB of RAM? That's so 2010.

I'd let her Bert my Ernie anytime.

Where, in any of the articles, did you read it was an iPhone 5??? Reading comprehension fail.

I always wondered why Google maps took a second or two when I zoomed in. Why the heck wouldn't they use vector graphics? What advantage does raster images have?

Really? 7 interviews every 2 days...for 26 years straight? Me thinks he is exaggerating just a bit. Maybe he was Wilt's pimp.

Hack the planet!

My GoPro car suction cup mount failed at 132mph (close to the 150mph advertised speed) when mounted to the roof of my car. And the resulting impact with the track will cause the GoPro to stop recording (I think the battery was dislodged). However, other than a few heavy scratches on the housing and lens, the device…

"Oh shit, there goes the neighborhood."

It's your own fault, Farah. Didn't anyone ever tell you to make sure your optics are clean?

I'm willing to bet a fair amount of Jalop dollars that it wasn't him driving in that last run.

iPhone5

Reminds me of the countless hours spent sitting in front of this machine

"The Case for Mars"

Has anyone mentioned yet how easily it can be shot down?

It's not a "sideways peace sign", he's a ranking member of the Scissor Gang Mafia.