This is all a big misunderstanding, he’s simply playing a virtual Heimlich maneuver game. He’s just very bad at it and it only looks like he’s humping a balloon giraffe dressed in a highschool girl’s uniform.

I’m halfway through a new save I started on Kirby’s Adventure last night. About an hour into it, I realized that Iwata’s games, even ones now approaching 25 years old, held true to the core values of all-ages gaming: that a video game can be cute, fun, and eternally memorable.

Sakurai is the game creator we need. Yet I don’t think he’s the one we deserve.

Well, there goes any reason to see Age of Ultron.

#6toMidnight
#FUCK YES
#BONER

Looks decent! I question the studio’s decision to release one week ahead of a big studio movie like “Alvin and the Chipmunks: Road Chip”, but I think this movie will do OK for itself. Not sure if it’s mainstream enough to be a huge hit though.

I came......

to see this trailer.

Bet it's the best open world game ever made and gets unanimous perfect 10s when it releases though :).

Remember, this is a mobile game; not a full pc game.

I love this game so much. I hope they redraw everything so that it is High-Res and with more vibrant colors while essentially looking like it did back in 1993. I hope nothing is changed about the art design (I know I said more vibrant colors earlier, but I meant just to be more in line with the concept art) because it…

There are college sophomores younger than the PS1.

But I still have my 160GB classic! That is what an Ipod was made for originally...playing music....and LOTS of it!

Yes, but does it bend?

Sssh Apple quietly killed those off~

Hmm.

I thought an iPhone you couldn't make calls on was called an iPod Touch

Oho, Chaika was totally my guilty pleasure during its first season. So adorable and ridiculously horrifying at the same time. I didn't realize the second season was so soon.