This is all a big misunderstanding, he’s simply playing a virtual Heimlich maneuver game. He’s just very bad at it and it only looks like he’s humping a balloon giraffe dressed in a highschool girl’s uniform.

Their joyless, dour, poorly lit, grimdark GotG; i.e., the exact opposite of GotG. I think they’re trying to make their The Pianist or maybe their The Departed. I hope no one making this thinks they’re making a Guardians of the Galaxy.

that’s what I was hoping for, but it seems to lack any fun factor.

I’m halfway through a new save I started on Kirby’s Adventure last night. About an hour into it, I realized that Iwata’s games, even ones now approaching 25 years old, held true to the core values of all-ages gaming: that a video game can be cute, fun, and eternally memorable.

Sakurai is the game creator we need. Yet I don’t think he’s the one we deserve.

Well, there goes any reason to see Age of Ultron.

#6toMidnight
#FUCK YES
#BONER

Looks decent! I question the studio’s decision to release one week ahead of a big studio movie like “Alvin and the Chipmunks: Road Chip”, but I think this movie will do OK for itself. Not sure if it’s mainstream enough to be a huge hit though.

I came......

to see this trailer.

Bet it's the best open world game ever made and gets unanimous perfect 10s when it releases though :).

Remember, this is a mobile game; not a full pc game.

HAHA! F'K YOU FIRE! Technology!

I love this game so much. I hope they redraw everything so that it is High-Res and with more vibrant colors while essentially looking like it did back in 1993. I hope nothing is changed about the art design (I know I said more vibrant colors earlier, but I meant just to be more in line with the concept art) because it…

There are college sophomores younger than the PS1.

But I still have my 160GB classic! That is what an Ipod was made for originally...playing music....and LOTS of it!

Yes, but does it bend?

Sssh Apple quietly killed those off~

Hmm.

I thought an iPhone you couldn't make calls on was called an iPod Touch