Your mother, tonight.

I have a friend who selfied his entire Vegas wedding on FB, starting with the flight. It was easily the most obnoxious thing I’ve ever seen, by the end of the day I was praying for a quickie annulment.

Yeah, so far he hasn’t actually said much of anything other than “we’ll be looking into that” and various other bland platitudes. His CEO routine is wearing real thin right now.

The orange shitstain is used to being surrounded by sycophantic ass-smoochers all day, he has zero ability to speak in anything but that annoying CEO way of his. You can just feel his momentum dying out as the country realizes what a complete asshole he is. The job is way more than he can handle and so is the process.

She’s a fucking idiot, that drivel about goddamned fetuses was easily the dumbest thing said during that debate, which is really saying something.