Fuck's sake... just meet me in LA with two and half grand and let's drive this home.

That's how I learned to drive from racing games. The guardrails are placed there to slow you down in the middle of the curve so you never need to brake.

Well, Button speaks Japanese, so why not keep him in the team to better relay information to Honda engineers?

I want to see it stay as JB and KMag. I watched Magnussen a few times in WSR and that kid is fast. I would love to see at least one of the Magnussen family make it in F1. That aside, JB is a good driver and a good person, KMag is young, agile, and eager, whereas Alonso is great driver but a backstabber. Pick 2 and…

I'd give Button a 1 year take it or leave it deal and give Magnussen a 1 year reserve/test drive contract. This puts Fernando(?) and Button, the most experienced drivers in to develop the all new car and train Magnussen Obi-Wan & Qui-Gon style.

I read a quote from JB today in AutoSport, I think, that makes it sound very strongly like he's got an offer in hand to drive elsewhere. To me, it read like he was at the point of telling McLaren they needed to make him want to stay.

Want to know why Scion hasn't taken off?

I don't get it. The tC is a really solid car. I hate FWD appliances but the moment that car came out I thought "damn, that's a really solid deal." Slick body, 160hp, fairly light, sporty suspension, lots of cargo room (I hauled a full-length couch in my fiancee's tC, sticking out quite a bit), nearly full-length glass…

"At 33 I am technically not a millennial..."

The 911.

So... Why couldn't he just say "Sure. I love Jenson!" Do they actually hate each other or something?

True, and I think he is a better ambassador for the sport. Nando puts off an air of Tom Brady. He is immensely skilled, and can bring out amazing performances with lackluster equipment, but he is pretty much a complete asshole to other competitors. (Felipe, Hamilton, Kimi, Grosjean, etc)

I'm usually a fan of the team but McLaren have been dicks about this whole thing. Keeping both their current drivers hanging like this is poor form. Jenson is no Alonso but he's outperformed his teammate this year and has repeatedly proved he can be a race winner with the right machinery. He deserves better than this.

I didn't even want the exhaust louder. When you're out in the middle of nowhere at the crack of dawn on a Saturday morning, you don't want to be waking everyone up.

Please show me the part of my comment where I ask for any of the aforementioned bits, instead of a vehicle that simply drives like a competent car rather than a washing machine with wheels.

Dear Scion/Toyota:

I don't like anything BMW has to offer right now. Not a single car. I feel that they have strayed away from being "The Ultimate Driving Machine".

Gawh! So many cars jogging my mind now! Final pick, the Brawn GP001. One of Ross Brawn's greatest (brawny?) design: Fast, clean lines, simple white with striking black and neon green line, and a diffuser that stretches the rules to the limit.

Obviously...

Oh fuckall. I just spent the last week haggling between three dealers on a car. One of them has one on the lot, the other says he can get it. One of them could only manage "Wow that's a great price - I can't match it!" (almost as if they were colluding). You can use Truecar, and Edmunds, but there's a limit to the…