HBO has NOTHING but the best of intentions here and hopes to soothe everyone's pain. It couldn't at all be motivated by turning a profit no matter what the hell happens or who's soul it costs.

"If We Make it Through December" is the only appropriate holiday song in my house.

Oman, not _another_ pun thread….

Interesting fact: most black people aren't actually "black".

"Don't mock my smock or I'll clean your clock."

You can eat Girl Scouts?!?? Why did I just buy a chicken to roast?