What the fuck does the "Hillary for Prison" meme have to do with this? Lame.

A dab and a triple shot of espresso is the ultimate hippie speedball.

Nightcrawler?

Vaping is pretty obnoxious, but so is reactionary bullshit like this video. Here's an interesting article with actual experts chiming in: http://www.bu.edu/research/…

Houdini and Stoner Witch are classics. (A) Senile Animal and Nude With Boots are both great newer Melvins albums, too. Those are probably their most accessible.

And they say chivalry is dead!

Any vegan or vegetarian who mentions their dietary choice when offered animal products is an OVERBEARING, MORALISTIC, SELF-RIGHTEOUS ASSHOLE, per the Internet.

Wow, what an utterly HILARIOUS AND ACCURATE stoner impression! You have definitely seen a movie once where someone smoked pot and then said or did something!