“Robert E. Lee” came in second.

Charismatic, no. Talented, no. Unique, almost certainly.

Step one: DON’T PUT IT IN THE MICROWAVE, YOU DRIVELING HEATHEN.

Moar characters! I hope one of them is a muppet

Yes.

“Hey woman-I-just-met! Do you want to come on vacation with me to some remote island?! You do? Great—pack your bejeweled tunics and be prepared to watch me, a perfect stranger, skinny dip and shriek in public restaurants like a Fox anchorwoman on PCP! Good times!”

just like the Crimson Permanent Assurance...

*not available in Japan

Seriously, people.

Same idea. It’s tasteless and you store it in the basement.

This is part of Tea Party conspiracy theory, that Mexicans are planning to take back the territory they lost in the Mexican-American war. It’s ridiculous.

Ahhhhhhhh!

All of them. These people choose to strap themselves inside a vehicle sitting on top of what is basically a large bomb and go into an airless environment which could kill them at any time, sometimes for many months.

So... this technology renders the vehicle safe to drive behind Volkswagens?

Sharks with freakin’ lasers

While the inital cause of the crash was FOD, lets not ignore the design issues that made it fatal (and also almost took down a Concorde at Dulles iirc).

This. Die Another Day is a solid film at the beginning, but as soon as Jinx pulls out her gun in the clinic, the film quickly goes off the rails.

See also: You Only Live Twice, Moonraker.

Someone didn’t read the signs???

I think it should be perfectly acceptable to beat the fuck out of/trample anyone grabbing their carry-ons from the overhead bin during an emergency evacuation.