Hey, I didn't know NYC was home to a shit ton of stupid fuck guidos. Just kidding. Knew that.

Dude, get a grip snip.

This really rubs me the wrong way, actually. This doesn't sound like an animal lover; it sounds like someone who thinks animals are props. I mean, she wants to rent dogs she doesn't know for her wedding? Wanting to include your beloved pets in your ceremony is one thing, but wanting your wedding party to hold strange…

Divorce in less than three years — my prediction, based on violation of decent language such as the unironic use of "man of my dreams," "storybook wedding," and "my dream wedding."

Seriously, that's incorgible.

This is Texas. Federal laws are for other states.

Somebody needs to dub a Marnie orgasm scene with the rooster crowing from that last clip.

Oh, myself also...I'm German, but I grew up in Brussels and learned first the Francophone Tintin and then to read in Flemish. I have wonderful associations with the memories of learning to read, and of my parents showing me the places around town (such as the museum Hérge incorporated into the "Congo" scenes) that…

Do Swedes even get mad? I always sort of assumed that they'd just write bleak existential poetry in smart turtlenecks.

I honestly think Warner Bros of all people has the right take on the debate

well.

The best part of that is "the customers who viewed this also viewed" listings.

I thought it was offensive when the officials by the goal line kept making that same gesture in St. Louis today. Enough is enough.

So, let me get this straight: Missori cops want to punish black men for putting their hands up and saying "Don't shoot." Hrm.

Maybe if the cops stuck with exercising their first amendment rights, and not moving to the other amendments, we wouldn't have a problem.

you know what I find offensive? 18 year olds getting shot and prosecutors intentionally throwing the case

#Badonkagronk

my mom was all WE DONT KNOW WHAT HAPPENED and i am all IDK I KINDA THINK WE DO THAT KID IS DEAD SO

The Kirsten Stewart one was mean but hilarious.

4 TDs with Jonas Gray, following week, Blount gets cut for leaving the game early because he wasn't good enough to get touches, so he gets picked up and scores 2 TDs while Gray gets no touches.