For future vasectomy recipients, don't do what I did, and go out drinking the instant you get your clothes back on.

I'm still stuck on $9 for a cup of bone broth! Isn't bone broth the kind of thing starving peasants made when they didn't have any other food? It's basically what you eat after you've already finished eating all the grass in the area, and right before you throw a full-on Donner Party.

Yeah, I'm a New Yorker, and even *I* was taken aback.

I'm sorry I wanted to read this but I am still stuck on the "79 dollars for a 1 day supply of food" part

Ben Roethlisberger

All of the news just makes me want to cry, so I'm sharing a good story from today. This little chickadee who I babysit for sometimes (she's four) and I were out getting hot chocolate today. Chickadee was holding her Elsa doll (of course), and the older lady behind us saw it and asked her if she wanted to grow up to be…

I, too, like the cut of her jib.

She's adorable and seems fun, I like the cut of her jib.

Help! A vendor at the farmer's market sells peanut products

omg delightful yes keep talking yes yes yes

This eye makeup. It's so good.

honestly fuck candice

once again, spot on with the doppelganger. couldn't tell them apart!

it says it right there emma

Amazingly, the most worst of the bunch is the SJD women's four, which is the only boat in the three-boat collision to have a coxswain (the other two are quads). As in the only boat carrying someone who's only fucking job is to avoid hitting other boats.

I'm assuming the last line is a joke, because "Jews control the banks/Hollywood/etc" is a long-standing anti-Semitic myth used to justify bigotry and violence against Jews.

To me, Nicki Minaj is to black feminists what Lena Dunham is to white feminists. Both women pride themselves on female empowerment but they're problematic as fuck and you can make an argument that neither of them are role models that feminists should look up to. Nicki has a history of being an awful, offensive person…