Abercrombie & Fitch was actually a high-end sporting goods store- it wasn't merely a theme.

How did Abercrombie & Fitch go from safari-gear and fishing rods to popped polos and thong panties for 10 year olds anyway?

One time when I was a teen I got high with one of my friends and we followed around this woman because we thought she was a witch because she was carrying a staff and dressed in a black trench coat with black makeup and wearing a weird hat but then I went up to her and asked her if she was a witch and she told me she…

Sorry I didn't mean to be dismissive about the very important issue of Space Feminism. I need to check my planet Earth privilege, clearly.

Oh, PLEASE. Like we can't do BOTH. IT'S CALLED STAR TREK: VOYAGER and also the FUTURE. SPACE FEMINISM, LADIES, FEMINISM IN SPACE. WOMEN GET TO WEAR SHINY SILVER JUMPSUITS ALL DAY WHILE DRIVING SPACESHIPS AND AIN'T NOTHING ANY MAN OR MALE ALIEN CAN DO ABOUT IT. GET WITH IT, LANA.

Haven't seen so many bodies scrambling to knock the cap off a greased shaft since before the Kennedy-Bessette wedding.

Great stuff. During the "gang riot," did you start yelling "Nautica! Nautica!"?

As a lesbian living in a heteronormative world, I'll take conventionally-attractive lesbians if that means we get to see them in advertising/media. Besides, we lesbians like conventionally-attractive people too.

This woman is responsible for one of my favorite quotes:

Ahhh, yes. Because only women care about issues of sexuality and equality. Besides, I would argue this fits much better on Deadspin than Jezebel.

OH NO!!!! This is the worst thing since those 200 girls were kidnapped from their school.

Game. Set. Matches.

Seems more fitting now than ever that Blake's tennis hero is Arthur Ash.

Were you fooled into thinking that barefoot Shailene Woodley was a breath of fresh air as a celebrity?

"....I haven't paid for chicken in almost a year."

This shot is mostly confusing because he's clearly wearing Muay Thai shorts, but throwing a karate kick. That shit makes no sense.

I like the photos, but sometimes the label thing ends up like a game of "how many adjectives can I link together".

It should be noted that at the same time that this brawl was going on, the NYPD and the FDNY were working feverishly to rescue two cops stuck in a smoke filled elevator while responding to a high rise fire. A hockey game is one thing, shit getting real is another.