Little Debbie is for suckers.

Nutty bars at 17? Did you suffer some kind of tastebud accident as a child and now your mouth is all messed up and filled with bad opinions?

Actually, I think Guinness just dropped their sponsorship.

Ugh. Is one Charlotte Free not enough?

All hail Cheeseballs!!

OK this, this right here pisses me off. And I know it shouldn't. Yes, there should be more body diversity in fashion. Yes, women of all shapes, sizes, colors, anatomies, etc. are beautiful and should be represented. NO the language of the discourse should not be "this 'plus size' REAL woman is better than all those…

The science of this is important and tells us whether or not it's ethical. I hope you get a lot of stars.

I got into an argument over this on another forum, but as a former vet tech, what galls me is that the doctor allowed this. It required that the dog be kept under anesthesia for the tattoo, which occurred after the surgery. MAJOR surgery, that resulted in a large amount of blood loss, dangerously low body temperature,…

well, aren't you quite a disgusting person.

I'm surprised to see the Austrian Hockey team didn't make the cut.

Because we're not dumb or tasteless enough to compare slave labor to people voluntarily engaging in a fundraiser for an organization they benefit from? What the fuck is wrong with you that you'd ever see those as comparable?

This is awesome, not only because of "sticking it to the man" but also because of how much this woman helped her sport. Smiling wildly after reading this.

She can throw baby sloths in wood chippers for all I care, she's fucking mesmerizing in everything she's in.

Looks like she might be changing her name to Gracie Silver! I mean, if she meets a nice Jewish boy in college and if they fall in love and eventually get married and if she's into changing her name, which is totally up to her, I mean, I understand her wanting to keep her own identity if that's her thing, but it's…

Even more incredible when you realize that black pigs can't swim.

Uhlaender swore, immediately after the interview to cut Nikitina out of her life for good, but was spotted purchasing a pack of Pall Malls from the local bodega twelve minutes later.

The suits were conceived and tested in a lab

A few years ago I was on a flight from Chicago back home. I sat on the aisle of a 3 seat row and next to me were two women in their 70s. You could tell they'd known each other forever and were the kind of women I think of as Broads. Ballsy ladies that had madcap adventures in old movies.

regarding the 2010 olympics, let's not forget that his official website also listed that he'd won "platinum" instead of silver....his ability to find new ways to troll is almost as impressive as his skating.

Do to a horrific scheduling snafu, biathalon was scheduled at the same time as the Skiathlon. We will release the names after the families have been notified.