Flying a DJI Phantom indoors near people is insane. Even with prop guards. They are designed to fly outdoors where they can get a GPS signal. The Hubsan X4 is more indoors friendly. Mine has bitten me a few times, but it is nothing like getting clipped by a DJI. I doubt the X4 could lift mistletoe for very long.

Seriously? The illegitimate coupling of the spawn of Satan's Jeep with a woody (literally) versus the holy grail of Jeepdom is debatable? And at the price of about half the price of a fairly low mileage Unlimited? Insanity. Give me a Lada with a skid plate tovarish.

All the National Parks and monuments have banned drones. Those days are gone. Soon the USFS will pile on because you might be monitoring that elk you want for steaks, the BLM will join the fray because you might take a photo of some unsuspecting sage brush and basically, it's all over for drones unless you're a…

But we have the F-35 ! Eventually, maybe. Which looks like the illegitimate spawn of a F- 16 Lawn Dart and a 70s MIG it met in the airspace equivalent of a back-alley somewhere over Finland. But no, we've been outdone by a company that couldn't even sell utilitarian cars.

Pontoon boat? The fuck. That is something rednecks cruise around lakes on while drinking Beam. Only way you die on one of those is by stumbling into the barbecue or smacking your head on the prop on your drunkass way overboard.