Just hope that the $100k prize gives her the funds for an international tour!

If it makes you feel better, Claire, Phi is originally from Texas, she just moved to Chicago to infest your fine land with her wonky eye and general uselessness.

It gave Carmen the opportunity to ask, "So, when did you know you were straight?" A winner in my book.

She couldn't even admit that the joke wasn't funny. She's delusional. And like @avclub-e9308ddd417ab6c88042a71f916af7a5:disqus said, ooh a Sarah Palin-type character? How fresh and innovative! Overpainted showgirl.

Ru's dress this week reminded me of a dress that she's worn on the runway before. It was just a sense of deja vu that we don't usually get from her runway looks.

I got to see Sharon Needles perform in Philly last week and it was ahmahzing. The place was uncomfortably packed, but the whole show was incredible. If you can see her live, you should go.

Chad's runway was beyond incredible. I loved it.

Allegedly some other queens outside of the show know what happened, but it was too long/complicated to discuss over the internet and needs to be done in person. I am dying to know. I hope it's good and just didn't edit down easily for TV.

She's gone beyond Shangela with this ~puppetmaster~ bullshit. It must have left her feeling far more clever than she actually is.

@avclub-ede79a5ee534f274b5f109567e6c4722:disqus All Stars is what finally made me give up on ANTM, but at least it gave me the beautiful episode where I got to watch the Game fall in love with Allison.

She took her shoes off at the start of the LSFYL. I was hoping that Ru would have named the queen that Willam ended up saving.

Would anyone like to get conspiracy theory and say that Ru and Willam agreed to something so that Ru could get her Reality Contestant Dramatically Asked to Leave after Rule-Breaking Moment? Willam's a queen that doesn't really need this competition….

Lucien has the best faces. Still remember him trying to give Yara Sofia props for her gusto and personality despite her truly horrible singing.

I was never so aggressively anti-Phi as when she busted out that Tiny Tim fuckery. Stop singing.

Is it? Damn it! I feel like I've farted without squeaking my shoe to cover it up.

@avclub-e09362d5ee67b5b2188551528fa5337b:disqus The idea behind it is that you use an eyeshadow base (like Urban Decay Primer Potion or Too Faced Shadow Insurance), then apply eyeshadow. Then if you get fallout from the powder, it is easier to clean up on bare skin than if you were cleaning it off of your foundation.…

@persia2:disqus And I liked her as Urbana Champaign (brilliant drag name) on Community! It tears me apart. I like to keep my hatred pure and focused.

It made me think of Raja's bulge-bashing exercise move from last season's exercise infomercial challenge. If Jiggly had thought about what the big girls had done in that situation, she would have had a better idea of what Ru and the judges expected to see from her.

Kevin, how are you still alive to share these drinking game rules?

I loved Manila's ability to fully commit to a look and manage to be both comedic and glamorous at the same time - I think of her Big Bird, her pineapple look, and that fabulous money/credit card flapper outfit. I think Pandora started to elevate her look to that sort of place after the show, which we saw in the…