Don't tag me, bro.

You know dinosaur bones? Nazi stuff.

End-of-the-world #1036...

I sincerely hope this is pterodactyl shit, because it's no less than you deserve.

Perfect.

"Hi, I'm Nick Denton! In case I wasn't making myself clear before, this should remove all doubts - go fuck yourself, Gawker community!"

Comparing New Gawker to a piece of shit is an insult to pieces of shit everywhere.

Good god, did Brett Favre personally send a dick pic to every Deadspin editor's wife, girlfriend, sister and/or mother? Swear to god, you sick fucks are thoroughly getting off ripping this man to shreds at every single turn (seriously, a fucking graphic?). "Oh, Brett Favre is leaving practice - look how he's…

In a recent article about the upcoming Monday Night game against the Jets:

Great, just hope the passengers were actually paying attention to those dipshits' instructions in case of an actual emergency. I imagine it playing out like this -

Good god, get a load of her arrogant, self-satisfying expression (complete with smug head cock and single eyebrow raise) after O'Reilly tells her she wields "an enormous amount of power." Just pause it at the :08 mark and let the hate sink in further. Funny thing is, if you pause it just right, it looks like…

George Sr.: "And that's why you don't get in drunken fights in the subway."

How many more days can Dominoes tide over their boredom before someone's the first to timidly proposes - "So...gang bang?"

"I put on the Southern Miss t-shirt I bought in Hattiesburg for strength..."

@dannypschneider: whoops...*talking about*

"I'm about taking the entire social experience of college, and putting it online. Like, some sort of space, online, that belongs to me. It's mine. It's my online space. And I could direct, or even steer, my friends there. Like, a lot of them at once. It would be one giant friend-steer to my space. Man, I can't…

Tiger:Sent: 07:12 PM 09/07/2009: